"No offense, Todd," said Sammy, "but I think your reaction was super misguided."
Todd visibly bristled from underneath his enormous trench coat. "Excuse me?" he demanded.
"You heard me," Sammy replied, folding her arms across her chest. "You shouldn't have responded like that. It was ridiculously over the top for a seriously minor offense."
"She messed up my hair!"
"You messed up her day, dude!"