"Dude, you do not need that many hashtags in your texts to me."
"Sure I do!" crowed Sean. "Hashtag texting, hashtag modern!"
Lisa proceeded to headdesk as Nicki laughed right in Sean's face. "You even say 'hashtag,' too? Dude, are you trying to reach peak millennial?"
"Hey," said Sean, "I like that! Hashtag peak millennial! Takes up a lot of characters, though."