by Belinda Roddie
Don't judge me! It was on sale! I can wear plaid purple pants if I want to, bitch! I can wear denim shirts and rainbow vests, and you don't get a goddamn say! And it's cheap! All cheap! So suck it!
And that's how I got banned from a Goodwill after screaming at the cashier.
This week's prompt was provided by Arden Roddie.