Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Today's OneWord: Dash
Some guys stole all the twenties from the cash register at my dad's liquor store, but when they tried to make a dash for it, they crossed paths with our adorable pit bull, Larry. Larry was, in reality, a total sweetheart, but it was enough to make the grown-ass dudes shriek like prima donnas and run the other way. The police were happy to cart them off to the local jail, and Larry got some treats out of it, so I'd say it was a good day for my big, lovable pooch.